Saturday, January 29, 2011

An Afternoon of Boxing

Devon Alexander is frigging boring. Don’t know what the bollocks is the problem with the shit. Yes, Devon, I am calling you a shit, and fuck you for boring my afternoon and inducing me with your boring performance to sleep on my fricking chair. A bottle of Red Horse is not even helping. Your fight with Urango that last time was pretty savvy. I am expecting it now from you. Now show me some of those flashes of brilliance and gumption. It’s only the 9nth round you frigging shit.

Well, okay, thank you Tim Bradley for providing the entertainment for us poor blokes. It’s not your fault, bud, for having a frigging shit for a dancing partner. Hope you knock out the bejesus of that Devon “the shit” Alexander. And with my fervent prayers storming the heavens, you accomplish that, you have my blessing to fight my all-time favorite fighter, Manny Pacquiao, and earn your spotlight and big payoff. You deserve it Tim especially for your gritty showing on this fight.

3 frigging minutes later…

The fight was stopped by the referee. Why? Because Devon is a boring shit and a crying baby at that. Now go back to your fricking crib you shit. And here’s a well-meaning nudge: go learn something called bravery and fighting from real fighters like David Diaz, Antonio Margarito and Miguel Cotto.

Tim won the bout. I think he should be heavily considered to fight Pacquiao for our entertainment and sanity.

Out now and draw some blood for myself.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Mayweather Vs Mosley Fight In 250 Words

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. demonstrated what he said about himself as the God-gifted boxer, and that Shane Mosley is merely talented. But if only God just allowed it that Mayweather just fall down on the canvas after he took a hard hit to his face, even if Mosley still lost in a decision, it would have been a strong evidence that God really exists and that He takes the side of the just, and not the vain, after millions of boxing fans storming His Heaven with prayers for Mayweather to fall down on his ass, and like most prayers that matter the most, God would just don’t want to do anything with it, and let Mayweather stood on his feet, a strong point that Money may indeed a God-gifted shit.

Shane Mosley, on the other hand, is a picture of class after defeat. You cannot but admire his corner too especially his trainer Naazim Richardson. It was around 10th or 11th round when Nazzim reminded Mosley of how a great fighter he is and that knocking out naughty boys is what he does best. He made Mosley repeat, too, the words: I want to come back and knock this kid out because that’s what I do best, also because I hate this kid! He still lost the fight anyway. He thanked Floyd for the opportunity, said he will review the fight at home and see for himself what went wrong. Mosley is now 38.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

LiveBlogging Manny Pacquiao Fight!

10:54 am... OHMYGAWD! This is the day! It's finally today! Manny Pacquiao Vs. Joshua Clottey! Now wait...'

10:59 am... Rise up from bed with a sweet hang'over, fix a coffee no sugar, and make some preparations for the Manny Pacquiao fight, which will be in a couple of hours now..'

Exactly 2 days after the fight:

There's not much to say really. Manny Pacquiao fought a tortoise. He tried to break the shell. But it just don't feel right. So Pacman tried to lure the head of the poor creature to come out and at least tried to entertain the huge crowd who came to see them dance the fandango. It failed. So that's the end of it.

Hope Big Bob can find a better slugger to feed the Pac-Monster for next fight!